Platform: TI-85
Language: TI-BASIC
Downloads: pimp1000.zip (8KB)
My senior year of High School I got a graphing calculator. I quickly discovered games. Over the course
of the year I created a Cradle Quest 1 clone and a Cradle Quest 2 clone. The CQ2 clone use the directional
pad to move the cursor over the images (hand drawn copies of the original game) and then pressing a button
would bring up a text entry field asking you what action you wanted to perform. It was the only graphical
adventure game for the TI-85 that I was aware of. It took up all the memory.
In my browsing of other people's games I came across "Drug Wars" and "Hic's Quest." The goal of "Hic's Quest"
was to get as drunk as possible. It was then that I came up with "Chic Quest" where your goal was to
hook up with girls. I quickly changed the title to "Pimp's Quest." In order to beat the game you had
to fight people and do other things to build up your stats. Unlike every other game ever made, beating up
some people (or animals) would cost you stats like popularity.
Unlike every other game ever made, the girls actually had personalities as well. You'd have to have stats
(and a car) that they liked or you'd have a hard time getting a date with them. To win you had to get a date
with all 14 girls. You could also beat up the judge to win the game. It was kind of an RPG/Adventure game.
You had to have certain types of vehicles to get to certain areas to find the girls. But you also had
a wide range of stats including popularity and intelligence.
It quickly became a popular download on TI-Calc.org. And soon the clones came. Except all the other
"Pimp's Quest" games had you be a pimp and you had to buy and sell hookers. At least one went so far as
to offer (literally) 2-bit porn. My version was clean. Who would have thought that a game titled "Pimp's Quest"
would spawn such a dirty genre.
I've contemplated making a PC version of the game but have never worked up the desire to go through with it.